So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
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I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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