We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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