He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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