If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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