Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
