It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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