all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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