Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
