that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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