love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
