i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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