i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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