I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Sext me about skeletons
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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