New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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