His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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