It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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