wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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