why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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