so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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