East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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