You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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