At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
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he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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