i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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