She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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