How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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