Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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