Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
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