Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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