yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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Do I have a choice?
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
