There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
