what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
tell me about the fingering
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