in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Randomize
