cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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