So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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