Are we in a gay sports bar?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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