You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
