I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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