Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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