I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
my vag is so smooth its legendary
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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