so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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