you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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