Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Are these your boobs on my camera?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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