Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
So vagazzling was a success
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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