Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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