I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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