i permit you to call me
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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