**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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