So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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