they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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