the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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