susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
