so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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