My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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