You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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