fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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