I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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