I just made out with a guy for $7.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
