I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
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